![]() 07/21/2016 at 23:16 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
So I put the Safari on CL about a month ago priced at $1800, probably well over what it’s worth.
My dad gets an actual phone call today from an actual person who wants to come and take a look at it. Let me repeat, a REAL HUMAN wants to take a look at that hulking hunk of shit and potentially buy it.
Actual ad picture
It took longer to get a bite on my M3 -_-
![]() 07/21/2016 at 23:20 |
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You can’t cook meth standing in the middle of a field.
![]() 07/21/2016 at 23:20 |
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I can totally see this being a meth van...
![]() 07/21/2016 at 23:24 |
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Or maybe just maybe it could end up as a shaggin wagon for Guido the killer pimp. Boom chicka wow wow.
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Back seat does fold down into a (rather comfy) bed
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When I traded my 03 in 2012 it was gone before I got back to the dealer (one of my weekly accounts) and it had some very specific modifications inside that are no good to anyone not doing what I do. RWD mini van, stout drivetrain...nothing on the current market compares. I still kind of miss it, but enjoy the mileage of my Transit Connect.
![]() 07/21/2016 at 23:35 |
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I thought your brother was going to drive it? If you had to, then it only seems fair for him to have to as well!
![]() 07/21/2016 at 23:38 |
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95+ models actually had a motor powerful enough to move it and a decent appearance (and paint.) This ones a 94 with the least powerful 160hp version of the 4.3 and, well look at it.
I actually like the later Astros/Safaris but the early ones like this are just meh.
![]() 07/21/2016 at 23:40 |
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He seriously struggles driving it because of its size and amount of blind spots. Plus it needs work (shocking I know.)
I think my parents are buying him a Cavalier, so he’s probably still gonna have to suffer, just not as badly.
![]() 07/21/2016 at 23:44 |
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I miss the power the most. Even though this gen was anemic it will still always have a market because there was never anything to cross shop it with.
![]() 07/22/2016 at 00:01 |
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who wants one of those? crazy people I tell you
![]() 07/22/2016 at 07:27 |
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Get the right engine there and it’s the same “Oh yessssss it’s dead! oh no it’s not” rollercoaster.